Grey

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You were horrified at the first show of grey hair where your forehead and hairline met.  You worried about how that phenomenon would affect perception and confidence.  "What now?" You asked silently.  Instead of waiting for an answer, you decided to take the matter in your hands.  You concluded you'd hide them, so off you scram in search for the nearest camouflage vendor of dark black hair tints.  You spot the right product --- Eureka!  You waste no time.  You apply the darkest of the dark available tints to the grey growths.   Soon after, the makeover process is done, and voila --- your grey is totally wiped out.  In a week's time, you look in the mirror only to spot the same amount of grey hair.  You could not help, but scream, “Really?”